Stupidity tax scratch tickets will no longer be available in candy themes, for fear that the children might be sucked in to state sanctioned gambling.
Stupidity tax (lottery) tickets will still be available in animal themes (fat cats to lucky ducks to dragons), sports themes, off road vehicle themes, su-do-ku themes, bingo themes, astronomy themes, weather themes, TV game show themes, board game themes, table gambling themes, and pictures of lots and lots of money themes in order to draw the rest of you into state sanctioned gambling.
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Although the deadline to register to vote by mail passed on Saturday, you still have until Oct. 20 to register in person.
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